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A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.
Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.
Flonde by skittlezzet September 21, 2010
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When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.
1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde
Flonde by Vicky Navea February 20, 2006

Flounderbasket 

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.
A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.
The situation which involves Tom Fletcher and Danny Jones acting or seeming to be in love with each other. Many people believe it to be true, and write about it when something "Flonesy" occurs.

Flones is a common pairing in Slash Fanfiction
Example of when Flones occurs:

Example 1) In the UCAP Tour when Danny jumps on Tom and they end up in a snuggling position on the couch.

Example 2) Many people believe the song "Little Johanna" to be about Each Other from Each Other's perspective.
- Little Johanna has big blue eyes. (Danny has big blue eyes)
- When the shivers are salty and the seafoam's the colour of space (Tom loves everything to do with space)

Example 3) They share mics so closely, they almost kiss.
flones by Alexandra88 October 5, 2007

Flanderization 

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.
Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.
The name of an angel trainee in the game os "Disgaea" for the playstation two. She has a very optimistic and ditzy demenor, which annoys most demons in the underworld where she currently resides as a fallen angel.
"Do you have flowers in your head or something?"
"Yes, I love flowers!"
Flonne by Tom Pascal May 8, 2005

Flordeliza 

A beautiful woman who has the heart of gold, and comes from Royalty. Often very strong and can handle all types of stress and emotions very well. Can be very domineering and bossy at times. She'e not pretty she's past that, when she sings it's as if heaven opens up and God himself is her audience. She is a chameleon and can take on anything she puts her mind to..She will marry an Edward or another name with a royal flair, she will love him forever and it will be an infinite love that will last beyond the body and spirit. She is a beautiful soul and friend and will be there for you forever!
Did you see Flordeliza she is so beautiful and kind?
Flordeliza by liza728 January 14, 2013
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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