Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

by i hate sjws August 26, 2017

paul flores

Some 30 year old Mexican kid on Alex Leybas channel who thinks he’s the shit. Even quoted by leyba who always talks shit about him “Hayden’s the real star of my channel” “Paul Flores thinks I’m immature but Hayden encourages my bad behaviors.

Alex: dude Paul Flores isn’t the best, Hayden is.

Hector Gonzalez: Indeed, Hayden’s the most under rated character in existence

by John Cheese Meluch April 2, 2019

Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.

Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?

by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

Jocelyn Flores

A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out

Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model

Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace

Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores

by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018

florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe

Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!

by Rexlba July 6, 2019

Trilby Florida

Trilby Florida is a rural town with a Community Center, Post office and a Methodist Church in the heart of town. It was a busy railroad town back in it's hayday. The Greater Trilby Community Association is a non-profit organization that started in late 2001 by a local community leader/activist. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. This group covers the Trilby,Lacoochee and Trilacoochee areas residents needs. Such as food,clothing,housing,youth programs,computer room,library and job assistance & so much more. It is also known for it's 47 mile trail called the Withlacoochee State Trail.

Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....

by Trilby Citizen December 5, 2010

florijan

Adjective - Sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, one of a kind. All woman drool after him, he is exotic and dominating and knows what he wants. You fall in love with him at first glance and he is the quite possibly the most perfect man in the world.

"Ohh i just want Florijan to ..."

"Woah look at that big thing..."

"He just makes me wanna..."

by jebacnina00 July 12, 2017