floris

a fat fucking nigger, this guy is really cute, he makes stupid jokes but everyone wants to fuck him

''oh look, its floris! fuck that guy''

by ihatehatehateeeblackpeople September 4, 2023

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Floris

A person with such an immensly large mass of nose it would have created a black hole if it had a box collider

"Floris, look the other way I can't see anything"

by sneldood April 11, 2023

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Florie is a flowerlike creature that has human behavior which mean they can walk run jump sprint and do other activities just like human. each Florie has its own unique ability that making them more special that normal human

1. They made this florie look cute and fluffy.

by Ɔooʞiɘꟼixɘlɒtɘb June 2, 2022

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Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

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