Floortal

A portal in the floor.
What did you expect?

Dude, you see that? She makes a great floortal!

by Spudworks April 23, 2020

Floordaddy

One of the highest levels of flooring installation . Floor daddy typically plays the role of a daddy; who knows everything. The quality comes from years of experience on and off the floor.

Oh my god floordaddy! You’re so good to me!!! You do the best work!!

by JOESCUSTOM March 15, 2023

Fooltard

A person whos personal actions represent them as foolish and retarded at the same time.
Egro Fooltard
Can also be used as an adjective
Eg Fooltarded

The silly fooltard Joe met his demise when he had sex with his fooltarded girlfriend Denise.

by Hatler Christ May 7, 2009

floorcandy

a.misc. indulgences either found or left behind by yourself or others.

b. a musician and sometimes group as of 2006

a. "i think left some floorcandy in your bathroom, have fun but be careful."
b. "those strippers are dancing to FLOORCANDY in there!"

by j. shields January 17, 2007

flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

fooltard

One who appears to be as stupid as a mentally retarded person, but not because of lack of intelligence but just because they're foolish.

"Henry, for the last time stop playing Russian Roulete like a total fooltard

by Ian McFarland December 3, 2004

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006