Floopered

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.

Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered

by Nyn January 5, 2018

Flooter

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020

Floophter

When you shit yourself while giving head in the back of a truck.

Stacey did a floophter in the back of a Cadillac.

by LisafromTexas March 7, 2023

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

flooper

An adorable, kind, fluffy creature with long ears. Derived from floofer and flopper.

N'aww, that bunny's a real flooper!

by floobs nummi October 12, 2019

FLooper

n. Someone who uses the music production software program created by Image-Line Software and is really good at it.

Yo Cuzo, that dude 9th Wonder is an ill FLooper.

by Rod The Bod April 19, 2006

Floopers

Titties that fold over the top, to the point where the nipples face directly downward.

Hey guys, look at that girl, she totally has floopers"

by Jc123 June 23, 2014