Floofers

A term commonly used to describe animals with lots of fur or powders such as flour.

Jake: Those dogs are so cute.
Kaci: Oh my god floofers.

by Flo_Holmes June 20, 2023

Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022

Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016

flootered

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

floofer

A woman who likes to ram marshmallows into intimate orifices about her body.

Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.

by Pinnell February 21, 2009