floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

flonder type luck

When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.

Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.

by Doiry July 27, 2021

Flinner

(n) A gathering of one's floor in their dorm to eat together as one giant mass for dinner whether it be for pizza or typical dining hall food.

Flinner last night was exceptional with all of the floor, except for the fact that that the honolulu tofu was absolutely disgusting this time around.

by campbobo January 28, 2012

flanner

the absolute best most hot person ever to live on the face of the earth.

Did you guys hear what flanner did.Yea it was so cool.

by Flanner May 25, 2019

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.

"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."

by flonser4life October 31, 2011