floorsafe

A safe in the floor.

Time to open my floorsafe to hide my money.

by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021

Smashing Pelvic Floors

Yet another term for sex. Much like, shag, bang, fuck and copulate.
It is the action of two people smashing their pelvic floors together.

It does what it says on the tin!

Man 1: yo, did you hear what Darren and Jessica were doing last night?
Man 2: yeah bro, they were smashing pelvic floors.

by WinterICE001 May 13, 2021

floorsome

A number of people from a dormatory or residence hall that is fewer than a floorgy but more than simply floorcest.

Kara, David, and Karl has a floorsome in the sex box yesterday.

by John David Booty October 28, 2006

floorsnakes rolling

floorsnakes rolling = roflsnakes

a bit more educated approach to saying 'roflsnakes', mocking the roflsnakes abit and still expressing the same connotation of laughter.

- check out this pic 'linky'
- oh floorsnakes rolling! :D

by Thaxllssyllia June 16, 2010

Two Floors

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit up two floors tonight, i got a bag of googs

by yzy May 17, 2010

Floorsexual

One of the fake sexualities 5 year olds make up to feel like a part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Tom: let’s go back to my house!

Rob: ok!

*they go to toms house*

Rob: *moans*

Tom: dude wtf!

Rob: sorry, I’m floorsexual.

by Quack.Anime February 18, 2021

Floursmith

One who enjoys the sexual company of large woman - so large that various body parts are hard to distinguish from each other.

As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.

Dave: "Man, that guys a floursmith"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"

by Johnblan June 29, 2009