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Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.
I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!
by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020
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Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3
Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?
by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023
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Fleshpipe

Fleshpipe refers to a mans penis.

It is also used as an insult. like "Man you smoke serious fleshpipe" which means that person uses the fleshpipe(or penis) as a ciggerate constantly.
Man 1: "hey you"
Man 2: "yes"
Man 1: "you smoke some serious fleshpipe"
Man 2: "che like a badger"
by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008
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freshlete

A Freshlete is a person, who keeps to their original qualities, unimpaired by outside influences and is always striving to be fresh in every aspect of their lifestyle.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude wearin' that Mike Stud Tee?
Guy 2: yea, dude is a total freshlete. Always coppin that new swag.
by datnewnew417 November 3, 2011
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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.
“Damn, I got paid last night so I got off with my millionaire’s Fleshlight.”
by Bobiffer June 15, 2018
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Flashlete

Not your normal athlete, and not one of those dull mathletes, Flashletes are those sportsmen and women who don't just play the game, they make it look good!
Often seen hitting the crossbar with a soccer ball from the halfway line, a Flashlete is the shit and they know it.
Flashletes are known to be awesome and the chances of them running shit with style is high.
"Hey dude, heard some cat with one glove tore it up out there, must have been some athlete"

"That was no athlete, that was a fucking Flashlete!"
by Alpine-Flash August 12, 2009
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