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Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.
Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.
by Silly231 December 17, 2011
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flashing hole

What cats do when they have their ass in front of you with their tail up - flashing you with their asshole.
I love my cat Felix, but he's always flashing hole at me. It's fuckin' nasty!

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by KoalaMan December 20, 2008
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Flashing the devil sign

"Declaring one's index and pinky digits erect, with a closed fist, in a menacing posture. . .a.k.a., in popular culture, 'Throwing up Metal'."
Billy slammed the three tequila shots then stood up and started making out with the waitress. He then pushed her away and turned to his horrified girlfriend and began flashing the devil sign. Motley Crue was blaring.
by Jack George Slater February 27, 2009
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flashing 12

A “Flashing 12” is a person with no technical inclinations' inept in all things technological. The name comes from the fact that when you walk into their house their VCR is Flashing 12:00, because they can not figure out how to program it.
I could have got a lot more done at work today but that flashing 12 from the finance dept kept interupting me with silly questions about operating her iPod.
by RebellionDog October 27, 2005
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Flanking

When you get to work before someone and leave after them.
The only good thing about being on call for 36 hours is that I'm flanking the SHIT out of everyone.
by jbaby2002 August 3, 2011
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snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010
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flaskinating

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.
Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!
by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017
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