Flattard

Somebody who believes in flat Earth.

Hey flattard, the Earth is round.

by WDPK 83.7 FM September 6, 2021

flagtard

A person most likely from Oklahoma who is dangerously obsessed with OU football. They are easily identified because they like to fly OU flags from their homes and SUV's. The flagtard may also have a large collection of other OU merchandise such as sweatshirts, hats, bumperstickers, and autographed footballs.

Carol had twenty three OU flags adorning her Cadillac Escalade which made her the ultimate flagtard.

by Gondargle December 24, 2003

Flustard/Flattard

(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are flustered or flattered unexpectedly

Flustered+Retarded=Flustard

variation:

Flattered+Retarded=Flattard

Bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard

Girl: I think your cute
Bob:...
Girl:whats wrong?
Bob: sorry im flustard/Flattard

by joey053 October 25, 2012

flatard

Whenever your friend is acting like a complete, and utter idiot.

You are such a flatard for singing the pokemon theme song in a chimp monk voice.

by turdmuffin#2 August 2, 2010

San Frantardo

A place where people go when they want free bracelets and carebear dolls

Me and my G's goins downs to teh San Frantardo so we can pick up our honies and take them to teh babe wash.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Flabtard

The state of being both flabby and retarded at the same time.

The short bus didn't make it up the hill because of the number of Flabtards on it.

by Spivnick March 27, 2010

Fantard

Someone who obsesses over a celebrity and will defend them sycophantically , no matter if they have done something infamous.

Onision illegally destroyed wetlands, then he asked his fantards to donate to his patreon .

by electricblizzard October 25, 2019