The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
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Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
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v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”
“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
“I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me”
by NYCBill July 14, 2021
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Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
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1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
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