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Fistgate

The Fistgate Scandal happened in Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct" way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"

Friend 2: "I think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"
by Purple Gurl April 30, 2011
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fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014
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Fisturbate

v. A variant of fisting in which you wank yourself inside a partner’s orifice as you’re fisting. Chiefly a gay anal sex practice involving the motion simultaneously stimulating the fistee’s prostate, but can also be vaginal.
“Fisting Robin was getting me harder and hornier, so I slipped it in and fisturbated”

I want you to fisturbate and then punch your spooge deep inside me
by NYCBill July 14, 2021
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festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.
Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
by kingbumii May 7, 2015
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fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.
1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
by pundana July 20, 2016
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fasturbater

Someone who jerks off so fast that the dick flies off and exlpodes.
Gary jerked Bill off so hard his dick flew off and exploded in Tammy's face. Just another victim of the fasturbater.
by Slime Girl August 10, 2021
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Fasturbate

When you fasturbate at max speed
by anonymous November 12, 2022
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