An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.
"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
by Double A Ron May 5, 2005
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2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.
2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.
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The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
Example 1-
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."
Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."
Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
by A.B.K. October 9, 2007
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