floadge

someone whos bellend is bigger than the shaft off there cock.

you are a floadge man unlucky

by D mysta July 25, 2006

FOADYPOS

An acronym for "Fuck off and die, you piece of shit". This can be pronounced Foh-dih-poss or Foh-a-dih-poss. This is something you would say to someone who is not showing you any respect.

Some idiot was harassing me like anything the other day, so I said to him, "FOADYPOS"

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

Froad

A hybrid (either real, fantastical, or used in an ironic sense) of a toad and a frog.

“Man, what is that?? Is that a frog or a toad?”

“It’s a froad.”

by miiowskii June 4, 2022

froad

Term used when going Off Roadng.

We are gonna go froad in the desert today.

by T December 2, 2003

floads

A nice simple abbreviation of Fuck Loads

Predominantly used in txt/email/wattsapp rather than f2f

“Hey man, you got any spare munchies”

“Go for it, I’ve got floads”

by BigDave1984 August 4, 2018

Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006

FOAD

A cryptic word in which a person or a group of people are told to fuck off and die

Hey dude, you are soo mean, just leave me alone and FOAD!

by chicago andy January 28, 2007