Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008

fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

by Starpuma December 10, 2013

fergie

A singer and performer that loves to sing about having her "box eaten out"

Dang Fergie likes oral!

by The BAC October 8, 2007

Fergie

The used condoms on the bedroom floor.

You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.

Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.

by hillbilly90210 July 20, 2010

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 19, 2008

a Fergie

To do a Fergie is when feeling a girls breasts to ease the tension or to break an awkward silence by saying the exact quote, "These are class" followed by, "If I had a pair of these; I'd play with them all day!"

Peter: Did you hear what Steve said at the weekend?

Robert: Yeah, I heard he done a Fergie!

by SJolly7 June 13, 2009

Fertilized

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

by #Animals4life May 26, 2018