Ferragamo's Theory of Love

If She shows more then 5 unfixable Red Flags then you must put up your white flag and get the fuck out of there. Also do not try to save anyone whom isnt willing to save themselves, its common sense. but dont date sociopaths who will use you and abuse you because you'll end up with severe PTSD, and cause your self mental and financial burden. also never take back a bitch who left u for a nigga in a psychiatric facility, in fact if they in a psychiatric facility the bitch is a red flag in itself. if she fucks 5 niggas after u and u get back w her you is a chump.

Person 1:Yo i got with this chick
Person 2: oh what is she like?
Person 1: well shes homeless, went on a date w her and the bitch ended up in a psych unit, got extreme daddy issues, and is a diagnosed Sociopath
Person 2: and how long you been w her?
Person 1: 6 months why?
Person 2: at least she hasn't left u for anyone
Person 1: Yeah she did, left me for this guy in the Pj's, a total nutjob
Person 2: and you took her ass back?
Person 1: I wanted to give her a second Chance
Person 2: You're a fuckin idiot, you know that?
Person 1:How???
Person 2: Just get rid of her, you gotta follow Ferragamo's Theory of love.

by Spacecadet119 November 7, 2021

Ferris Bueller

The most kick-ass man of all time. We all wish we could be like Ferris Bueller, but sadly our lack of wit, humour, and passion of adventure stops us.

"I thought about being Ferris Bueller for halloween, then I realized that was like trying to be God. You just can't do it justice."

by ziggyg July 28, 2008

redneck ferrari

any corvette from 97 and up.

bobby joe just got a redneck ferrari, now he thinks he is the king of the trailer park

by A-Diesel July 23, 2011

Ferragamo

An italian shoemaker who discovered his talent at the age of nine after making a pair of shoes for his sisters to wear to their confirmation. He immigrated to the United States in 1914 and eventually moved to Hollywood where he became one of the most influential and innovative shoe designers the world has ever seen.

Ferragamo is known for designing dorothea's ruby slippers in the 1939 version of "the wizard of oz."

by esme_squalor January 14, 2007

Ferrari strategists

The incarnation of people who always drop the ball at the most important moments, think Spurs but for Formula One engineers.

Able to find ways to screw their drivers over, from Fernando Alonso to Sebastian Vettel and now Carlos Sainz and Charles Leclerc.

Ferrari strategists: "Box for Hards"
Leclerc: *goes into the pits*
Ferrari strategists: "STAY OUT! STAY OUT!"
Leclerc: "Fuck! Fuck!"

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel May 29, 2022

Trailer park ferrari

Any late 70's to early 90's American "muscle" car. Usually has peeling paint or is multiple colors. Bonus points if its a t-top or a vinyl convertible.
Examples include: I-roc z Camaro, mustang 2/ F body mustang, 2nd and 3rd generation firebird.

Guy 1 "When I was driving by the trailer park I saw a T-top camaro."
Guy 2 "Thats a real trailer park ferrari."

by Spencer dorcey April 28, 2013

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

by giantdingdong January 20, 2019