femoid

A femoid is a highly intelligent and sexually attractive human female who is adept at controlling men in order help them become their best selves.

Ironically, femoids were first identified by a quasi-human race of male-presenting humunculi, the extinction of which was brought about by targeted social isolation and a program of hypergamous selective breeding with the superior race of congenitally submissive men.

I'm only interested in dating femoids.

by Dr. Rockadopolis January 6, 2023

Femoid

When you get your cat to lick your bum hole whilst smelling like chicken noodles.

You know Brittany, she was being suck a femoid last night, poor John (the cat).

by I_want_tacos🌚 November 23, 2019

femidget

A female midget. Officially considered to be a female dwarf. Usually any human being with a vagina that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.

John: Peep that femidget over there. The bitch be trying to reach the doorknob all mofuggin afternoon.
Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.

by Zach W2 February 13, 2008

Femidgen

Few and a smidgen

Here is a femidgen of sunflower seeds.

by Claire Elizabeth November 11, 2018

femadilions

Collection of pretty or gorgeous female humans

I was scootin down the street and all I could smell was a group of femadilions

by Prickleboy August 6, 2021

femado

The sexy man alive

Someone Y’all need to respect

A strong guy who always come to the rescue. The ladies man himself

OMG is that femado is so...handsome 😍

by Omobabayetunde November 26, 2021

Femail Man

A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.

Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot

by Blinx the Cat February 3, 2023