Fedaphile

a short snake like person that works for a corrupt goverment official and uses an EM Mind Machine on American citizens and touches little children through there victims mind.

stop rapping me with your codename "bee".Get out of my anus and stop molesting American people: You fedaphile !!!!

by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

Beedophile

The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

foodophile

(n) 1. A person that really loves food, they often consider food a defining aspect of their personality. Sometimes used as hyperbole.

2. A person that literally feels sexual gratification by consuming or being in contact with food. Also, refers to the sector of the adult entertainment industry pertaining to such activities.

1. My parents were real foodophiles and taught me to appreciate food from an early age.

2. Can anyone recommend a good foodophile website that includes videos such as: feet and beans; feet and jelly, feet and Boston cream doughnuts; feet and over-ripe fruit; feet and canned corn beef; newlywed bride feet and wedding cake; butts and bbq sauce; whipped cream panty teaser; albinos having blue cool-aid fight, turns naughty; mature women eating prunes, dates, drinks Benefiber; etc.

by RacismIsNotFunnyItIsHilarious July 15, 2011

Feetophile

a teen or adult female or male who loves little girls feet and tweens feet typically 6 through 12

omg she’s a #FEETOPHILE it’s just my daughters feet she can sniff them .

by Real logical openminded human November 28, 2018

Fedophile

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

by TwitchViewer April 3, 2018

Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.

When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.

by Didaskalos July 30, 2023

Fedophile

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023