Fauxronic

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxrange

Something that is to resemble an orange, but does not taste like one.

Man, this Sunny D taste like a Fauxrange.

by Jenirocks May 1, 2007

Fauxrebral

Adjective for people who think speak authoritatively on everything, but really know nothing.

"Corban got drunk last night and I finally had to leave. I couldn't stand his fauxrebral banter anymore."

by eoporto April 10, 2008

Fauer

I simple mastbation technique where the participant gets upset at a video game and proceeds to pull it, using tears as lubricant.

Torn419 Fauers every day while playing Xbox.

by Torn419 March 8, 2010

Fauxed

An adjective intentionally made into a past-tense verb so as to illicitly garner at least 18 points on a Scrabble board.

Feathers and furs can be faux, fo sho,
but fauxed isn't in the dictionary, no.

by GrammarPatrol July 20, 2010

fauxrganized

Pretending you have your shit together but in reality you're completely unorganized

The teacher was very fauxrganized because he said he would give the students their tests back on Tuesday but didn't until Friday.

by Lselect October 17, 2011

fauxrettes

A condition whereby one develops the symptoms of Tourrette's syndrome by repeatedly mocking said symptoms.

Greg has really taken the whole "he has tourettes thing" too far... I fear he's developed full blown fauxrettes.

by teamsnuggle May 30, 2018