lauren faulkner

A spoonbeg

Look at that spoonbeg, shes such a lauren faulkner

by coolestgirl October 28, 2013

faulking

The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates.

Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking.

by Benlikespen15 January 14, 2009

James Faulkner

James Faulkner usually has glasses and has sex with his cats. He a terrible rapper and hates being called gay. He is usually chill but when he’s not just know he may rip your nut sack off.

Watch your nut sack James Faulkner is mad.

by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020

Falking

To facebook stalk someone. To look through all of someones photos.

Dude, last night I was falking this chick with massive boobies.

by Panda Handz December 13, 2010

Faulkner

v. 1, To remove the filter between one’s personal thoughts and speech, resulting in free indirect discourse.
2. to give a watch to another person for any reason.

1. "What the hell am I doing, I was supposed to turn left on Ponce, man I need to lose weight"

"What ARE you talking about?"

"Pardon me, I tend to faulkner when I'm driving."
2. "Son, I want you to have this watch.."

"Not that I remember time but that I forget it now and then...Seriously dad, if you are going to faulkner, at least be original."

by mattpie July 29, 2012

Faulkner

1.To repair or enhance something previously broken through use of everyday objects.
2. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand.
3. To jury-rig

Your car broke, huh? Give me that stick, some duct tape, and a piece of wire, and I.ll Faulkner ize it.

by (Faulker) August 9, 2008

falking

Short for 'facebook stalking'

"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"

by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009