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fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.
to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...
by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008
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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
by Nick S December 5, 2004
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fattress

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
by PMax January 30, 2009
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oven fathers

((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.
by Walking Talking Dictionary January 7, 2007
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Fatterooba

Fatterooba

A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.

Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
Fatterooba got a stocking of coal for Christmas for raping an 18 year old.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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