Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

father

A person who is only there for you when convenient. Not a real dad. He tends to read books about raising your children, hoping to get all answers from them. This tends to result in him believing that all teenagers are druggies, or on steroids, and that all girls are bound to end up having unprotected sex by the time they're 16.

Any man can be a father. I takes a real man to be a dad.

by Dragonn June 26, 2005

father

A man that is never there for any important things in your life and spends his time drinking and nagging like a pregnant woman...Yes he tries to hit you too

Daddy! I'm getting married, can you go?

Hell no, can't you see tomorrow is the soccer game?

see the definition for Ana

by Homie G April 14, 2004

father

a worthless fuckin asshole.

My father is asswipe.

by Da Black Negro December 19, 2004

Father

an asshole who has no fucking idea on how to raise you and thinks he knows best when he really dosent know shit about you because he spends all his time working, drinking, smokeing, and watching tv in his room and he needs to step the fuck off my life.

me: aye mom can i go hangout with ********?
mom: sure but ask your father
me: aww man
father: no.
me: i havent even asked the question yet...
father: answers still no, because im your father and i have final say in everything
me: ......

by one pissed off person November 2, 2012

father

the male parent

my father, the male parent is died.

by masud karim December 18, 2008

Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017