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fartbeat

When you fart to the rhythm of your hear beat.
After running a mile, Mike decided to fartbeat. It was quite entertaining.
by lordpoop October 12, 2010
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Samwise Fartfart

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom
Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning
by yossibenayoun April 5, 2021
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Fartcart

Making a butt load of fart glasses and putting it into a shopping cart. Then rolling the cart into a mall of people.
Those people pissed me off. I'm gonna deliver a fartcart to their office.
by LafayetteYette October 2, 2010
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farthead

What a farthead! U thinks because U drives a prius, use cool---well if your(e) a taxi driver pickin up hoes in a prius--- making zillions dollah a year for uber---good for you. Farthead.
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Farther

Somebody who went for milk but never came back
Mom: hunny were out of milk could you get some?
Farther: aw shit here we go again
by anonymous November 9, 2021
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farthate

what you get when you fart in the middle of class and everybody knows it's you, yet you still blame it on your smelly neighbor.
we give justin farthate every day for his buttbonding in english class.
by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009
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FartTart

FartTart a slut that likes anal and who farts alot
Suraya is a real farttart
by Arsulla September 30, 2019
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