future-farming

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

fagmonaut

A homosexual so gay, that he is willing to travel great lengths to find the cock. ie outer space

Roger : "Why you gotta be such a fagmonaut??"

Doug : "Hey fuck you."

by Javier Sanata July 31, 2010

Faremonium

The state of fear, Fear of saying goodbye to someone you can't let go of, As well as the flashback occurrences and voices confusing or upsetting you.

"He's suffering a faremonium pain after losing her"

"He's not the same after that faremonium memory"

"I'd hate to be in a faremonium she's feeling"

by Kylissa November 18, 2013

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011

yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

by MTS73 March 10, 2008

Formon

Former Mormon. Person who at one time in there life been a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

"Why do you know every Disney Movie?"
"Because I'm a formon."

by Antinephi November 1, 2009

Farmington Tickler

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022