farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

by farkette October 23, 2003

Farfetch'd

The best fucking Pokemon ever. It's a fucking bird with a fucking leek that it rams up it's opponents' unsuspecting assholes.

"Oh look a Farfetch'd."
"Shit. We're fucked."

by cannedm December 1, 2009

Forget Regret

A fancy prayer uttered by Mimi (originally played by Daphne Rubin-Vega) and the members of Life Support to Roger (originally played by Adam Pascal)in the song Another Day from the brilliant Broadway musical Rent written by the late, great, genius that was Jonathan Larson. It means if you live your life regretting your mistakes, it will pass you by and you won't be living. Also sung in the songs Life Support and Finale B. Rentheads live by this motto as well as No Day But Today.

Forget Regret or life is yours to miss or life is your to miss.
No other road other way, no day but today.

by Barbara Mcnulty June 23, 2006

farfetched

nearly impossible; highly unlikely

"The chances of winning the powerball lottery to fund your children's college education is pretty FARFETCHED."

by Jim Doolin July 16, 2008

don't forget the coffee

An expression used to present your assumption that a person will be giving a blow job. Originates from the movie Good Will Hunting

You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off. And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.” So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like “hey hun, don't forget the coffee”

by Shoft December 25, 2009

forget that part

To say something incriminating about oneself to someone but immediately regret saying it. Therefore to correct the wrong you say forget that part.

Person 1: did you fart during that test we took in math?
Person 2: yes I did, and I may have shit a bit aswell... "forget that part"!

by Crobx2 March 7, 2018

wet and forget

getting a women aroused without making her orgasm

dude, she wanted to go all the way but i ended up pulling the wet and forget

by Anatoli krackouski February 4, 2018