fajiste

Fag; Loser; Prude kid; Asshole

Wow that kid Melvin is a complete Fajiste.
WHat a Fajiste.

by Stanley Goldstein September 10, 2005

Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011

fatist

Someone who discriminates against people who are fat

John : "Fat people should not be allowed on public transport!"
Jane : "John don't be such a fatist.."

by iAreSmart January 19, 2006

fakest

Most fake. Super fake. Ultimate faker.

She is the fakest b***h I know

by SMartin311 November 15, 2010

Fanist

When one discriminates against a fandom or OTP.

"Oh my god, he's such a fanist! He told me that star wars is for wimps."
"Ugh I met this fanist girl today she totally shot down my OTP."

by crazy little fangirl April 14, 2017

to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

fakester

Someone who is fake and thinks honesty is lame. As such, they avoid honesty at all costs and like to always project a fake image of themselves instead that gives a sense of importance without truly being important. Obviously, other fakesters eat it up without a clue. That is because not all fakesters are even aware they are fakesters. Some have become that way since they were very little by copying older fakesters they thought were fun at the time without thinking. Anyways, fakesters are known as people who talk a lot without doing much. Some love the fake important image they project due to how much fun it seems, but when things get serious, people always realize it in the end and don't truly rely on them with anything or give them any important jobs. Fakesters often serve as clowns in high school who amount to nothing after they graduate.

Monica: And, here is the bed room. As you can see it's got a beautiful view of the city just like the apartment rental ad shows.
Dorothy: All I can see is the dirty back alley and some garbage truck containers.

Monica: No, you gotta look farther! See, that's a boutique clothing store right there!
Dorothy: Seeing a clothing store at the end of a very long and dirty alley doesn't count as city view. You're nothing but a fakester!

by OffBeatDrummer December 5, 2020