facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011

Factastraphy

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

by Balakay14 January 25, 2019

FaceTheStage

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas

Have you heard of "FaceTheStage"? His music is dope!

by FaceTheStage November 1, 2020

foretoast

A foretoast is usually served with Nutella, it is a delectable post pizza snack

"Dean an foretoast le nutella"

by Foretoast June 9, 2023

Facefast

Ignoring facebook for a given amount of time to accomplish things in the real world.

Juanita went on a facefast cuz she had this ocd obsession w/ looking at her tagged pictures.

by GPR143 September 11, 2010

Facecast

All relevant news about exciting weather seen as status updates from your nearby friends on facebook

-Milton checks facebook-
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!

Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!

by Original-gersh January 27, 2011