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Faceblirting

Ashley: How do you know that guy?

Jenna: Uh, duah we’ve been totally faceblirting for like two weeks now?!

Kimmie: Aww, lucky – I want a cute guy to faceblirt with!
by Jenna Marie Michele October 7, 2008
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Facebug

The constant bug that effects the website facebook.
1.
Person 1 - "This facebug is stopping me from looking at my online friends."
Person 2 - "Unlucky"

2.
Person 1 - "I can't delete this guy off my friends list!"
Person 2 - "Looks like you have a facebug."
by Demno November 7, 2009
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faceburger

When a person places their face between another person's two "buns."
Hey, Scott, did you hear that Alana gave Austin a faceburger?
by coloradoman4444 January 11, 2011
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faceburn

Any form of rejection on the website facebook.com, applicable to any circumstance. Faceburning is hazardous to human health.
She rejected your friend request! FACEBURN!
by EK3000 March 13, 2009
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faceblog

to detail your life on Facebook to a nauseating degree.
I really wish Sarah wouldn't faceblog about everything, I mean who really wants to know which tampons she uses?
by MysteriousOne1 September 23, 2011
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Faceblogging

When someone uses Facebook as their personal blog. It can go either of two directions.

* The faceblogger can post several, very short, status messages within seconds or minutes of each other, describing in nauseating detail, their extremely boring and mundaine life, because they basically have nothing better to talk about, but still want the world to notice them, so that they feel better about themselves.

or

* The faceblogger can post extremely LONG status messages, often containing the lyrics to an entire song, or telling their life story one whoe day at a time, again, with nauseating detail, trying to make their boring, mundaine life seem way more exciting than it actually is.

Nobody is really sure which is worse; case A or case B. Both are so annoying, that many people tend to either "unfriend" or even block these people.
Ex. A: OMG ! I wish John would stop Faceblogging ! Nobody wants to waste their time reading the lyrics to every song he's listening to.

Ex. B: WTF is wrong with people Faceblogging about their cats every 5 minutes? Nobody gives a Fk about your cats !

Ex. C: I wish John and Jane would get back together. I'm so sick of them both Faceblogging about their stupid break up. You know they'll be back together tomorrow.
by Kill_All_The_Facetardz February 6, 2013
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Faceblurk

Lurking on Facebook instead of actively contributing to it via posts and etc.
I was up late last night Faceblurking.
by nonstopfunhaver April 21, 2014
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