Facebanking

A campaign tactic, similar to phonebanking, which involves logging onto facebook chat and asking friends to vote for a candidate. It is used most prominently in student government elections at the post-secondary level.

If we want to win this election we're going to need people with lots of friends facebanking for us.

by Majestic OGRe May 26, 2011

Facebutting

When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.

Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"

by Dear Camp Taz October 12, 2011

Facebashing

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.

Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg

by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010

facepainting

the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake.

you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..

unless you're ready to go facepainting.

by jhc April 24, 2006

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011

Facebating

Masturbating to pictures of Facebook friends.

I was Facebating all last night.

by derpmapp October 15, 2011

Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010