French Sex

A euphemism for oral sex.

The young couple didn't want to have sexual intercourse, so they had French Sex instead.

by Gene Wonka February 8, 2009

french soup

Eating a girls vâgina while she's on her period then vomiting inside her vagina stirring with your finger then eating it again

James ate that girls french soup till he was anorexic

by M1khale October 6, 2015

french snorkal

Receiving oral pleasure while the "giver" is submerged under water struggling for air. Preferably in a hot tub or some form of water.

While on vacation I received a French Snorkal in the swimming pool.

by midnight rider2727 October 9, 2017

French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy May 4, 2018

French Sock

A very bad odor.

Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.

by Phartman April 8, 2009

French Salute

The action that consists of raising one's hands above their hands in whats otherwise known as the "I surrender" pose.

Dude Pierre was surrounded by 2 guys and gave a French salute without even throwing a punch, what a pussy

by danbob0789 November 5, 2009

French shower

To cleanse ones self by applying only deodorant and cologne (or perfume). The French reference is in place because of the widely-held notion that the French are not fond of bathing on a regular basis.

Man, I got the freak on last night, woke up late for work so I had to take a French shower to make it in on time.

by gbic3548 June 8, 2004