Imaginary Freind With Benefits

The figment of someones mind, pretaining to sex. Used to make someone look cooler. Can be very obvious. some have more than one.

Hank: Yo, is Jeffy coming to the movies with us tonight?

Phillis: Naw, hes out with his Imaginary Freind With Benefits.

by Qwauble July 7, 2011

forever freind

1. a freind you will eventually lose, and hate; 2. a homosexual

"Who wants to be my forever freind in the bathroom?!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

I fight for my freinds

To fight for the sole purpose of your freinds, even if there not with you or you don't have any.

Ike: I fight for my freinds.

Some Guy: Really can you tell me who they are?

Ike: .........

by DatClowndude August 18, 2010

hello darkness my old freind

If You Looked Up Hellow Darkness My Olf Friend You Are A Meme Master Or You Watched Trolls(WITCH I HATE plz dont hate me) ANYWAY Here Is The Definition

*Your Friend Has A Ice Cream Cone And Trips And Falls* You Should Say "Hello Darkness My Old Freind" I Think Lol

by DefinitionMasterDudeJkImTotaly November 5, 2017

National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day

On April 21st of every year National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day starts on this day you boy or girl will go to one of your friends houses and they are obligated to consent to having you fuck their brians out so in turn on this day woman's right to choose is also temporarly suspended

Josh texts carl: yo its National Fuck Your Freinds Sister Day im coming over to fuck your sister
Carl: Go ahead im about to Fuck Yours
Josh: Narly dude

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

Freind

A hybrid of a friend and fiend. Someone who acts like a friend but is an enemy. Taken from Jane Austen's Juvenilia "Love and Freindship" sic.

You cann him a friend? I think you have a problem spelling 'freind'.

by AdilShah August 12, 2025

Freind

The combination of the German words Freund (meaning friend) and Feind (meaning enemy).
You're never certain whether his next move is gonna make you love or hate him more.

A: Tony is my best friend, although I'm never sure whether to love or hate him.
B: He's your freind!

by Noobacca January 10, 2018