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Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.
(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%
by ChadGSon October 19, 2009
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Fection

A highly philosophical word with nearly infinite but still great meanings. once used by great philosophers, it nows is the job of a few to decipher the emaning of the word from texts. because of this the meaning is highly argued upon and someignorant few believe it does not even exist.

1: a word meaning to philosophise a particular thought

2: a simple philosophical taboo word to make a point by any any angry philosophers

watever other meaning that have formed it goes without saying that this is a real word, and (except for a few) 6 billion people in the world if confronted by it would also agree
1:'' I fection that the universe was created by giant lizards''

2: ''the world is made of the remains of dead space turtles by fection''!
by 21st century philosopher September 26, 2010
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The Fecta

A type of blow/hand job involving both hands and the mouth.

Short for "The Trifecta."
I heard he got another one of the fectas last night.
by Billcheese1 February 12, 2010
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fectus

A nickname of someone who can be infectious with numerous diseases - contagious or not.
Look at that Fectus. How's Fectus today? The guy that sits in front of me is a Fectus.
by jokerbird May 4, 2004
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Aaron Fecter

A cartoon name given to someone that cares about money and intellectual property more than being a decent fucking human. Aaron Fecter's love to profit off of global pandemics. They are also known to start a successful business, only to then ruin it because cartoon characters are more important than 300 jobs. They also like to put out 1k bounty's on minors on the internet. They also verbally attack anyone that even slightly disagrees with them. This is not a name of a real person, it is a cartoon character.
guy 1: A man! I heard you where being a Aaron Fecter today!

guy 2: That's right! My premium subscription is only 60$! I post everyday (lies)

guy 1: Damn that sounds like a scam

guy 2: *Vacuum Sounds*
by eye-patch-cockroach April 9, 2020
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tri-fecta of fucked-ness

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun
Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness
by hawkmo February 4, 2010
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fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.
Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet
by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011
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