Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
OR
"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 4, 2010
Get the Reverse Pirate Eyepatchmug. A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.
Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.
by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Eyepatchmug. The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
by frosty beats August 8, 2022
Get the West Virginia Eyepatchmug. While friend is sleepin wipe your ass then place on friends eye.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
Its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
by CannabisKing420 November 30, 2011
Get the Eyepatchmug. by Anonymous kylie jenner July 5, 2021
Get the eyepatchmug. "Yo, what's up with the eye? You got mugged?"
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."
"No, just balls of steel. Got The Mullingar Eyepatch last night."
by Shandy_25 April 30, 2021
Get the The Mullingar Eyepatchmug. by Hang3sEyepatch December 23, 2022
Get the Eyepatchmug.