A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an expert. Has more syllables than the word expertise, thus the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have important things to do like watch mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
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Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.
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Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.
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Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.
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Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?
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