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A form of hell that is praised by teachers and parents that is used for conventional torture of students. The most used google search during exam week is "how to commit suicide with no chance of survival"
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by xXbitchtittiesXx December 10, 2016
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Exam maths

Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:

1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively

These may well combine....
C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!

R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....

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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...

R: Do some work.
by RStokesy May 30, 2009
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Someone that does a lot of exams in a short period of time by cramming and not sleeping
Wow look at Chris go, tanking ECE231 like an exam hero
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Regents Exams

Something a McQuaid Jesuit student is unfamiliar with or has never heard of. The object of many jokes when we are done and you are not.
Guy 1: I just got done with exams! Summer feels so sick brah!

Guy 2: Shit i still got Regents Exams

Guy 1: Whats a Regents?
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Physical Exam Boner

An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."
by Squea April 10, 2008
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final exam

a monster of a test that takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and is usually worth 20% of your grade
last year when i was taking my final exam my teacher came up to me and said
"gimmee your test! gimmee your test!"
"whyyyyyyyyyyyy??"
"GIMMEE YOUR TEST!!"
by john c. kyle February 10, 2006
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Exam Week Diet

a regimen of caffeine, applied every 3 hours, as well as energy drinks. Advil may be added if necessary.
Dude, i feel like crap, i'm doing the exam week diet.
by Justin Gerard December 16, 2008
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