Essayed

Verb - to be essayed
To be given a long winded response equal in length to a small essay, usually in defense of an imagined slight due to miscommunication on a web forum.

In response to his sarcastic joke, John got essayed by the original poster.

"You just got essayed!"

by Jhaelrnya February 24, 2009

essay

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

essays

Wen someone goes on 4 aaaaaagggeeeesss explainin sumtin dat cud hav been sed in 2 sentances.

after sum1 has jus chat shit 4 bout 10 minutes wen they cud hav sed evryting they sed in 30 secs people will often say 'essays' n laugh at dat person 4 bein foolish.

by da_1_n_onli_GHG January 28, 2005

essays

plural of ese. purnounced:; essays

you see a home boy you say whats up ese.
you see a lots of home boyz you say whats up essays

by blake killer January 8, 2009

Essay

A mexican term that means Brother, Homie, Friend.

South park: Cartman: Did you write the essays? Mexican: Si, I wrote my essay back in mexico. Mexican2: And I wrote 2 essays, one wrote back "Hey thanks for writing, essay"

by Austin L. Vincent June 12, 2007

Essay

A text message (even if it is short)

Jesse: let’s party
Kyle: bro just got this essay from my mom, time to go boss

by wrorty December 8, 2021

essai

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

by Tony March 7, 2004