Essay

Work that teachers do to torture their students. No one likes them and teachers except for the teachers who love watching their students suffer.

Essays are the worst thing to happen to earth since kids started turning imo

by JuiceMan30 February 16, 2019

essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee December 9, 2008

essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.

Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.

by ndidds April 27, 2009

Hanging Essay

A essay written with a massive hangover, to a very poor standard.

Bloke 1: "Mate have you done the coursework"
Bloke 2: " Yeah I wrote a hanging essay yesterday"

by Jollyva March 14, 2011

eshays

A word used constantly by lads in sydney who think their top shit. (1): It usually means good or cool.(2) Is also used to mean run, usually when someone see's them writing up one will shout eshays and they will all piss bolt. The word Illchays (as in chill) is also used but when someone is coming but hasnt seen them yet, so they dont need to run but just stop their homo activities

(1) Lad 1: Oi bro, i just staunched some cu*t for his wallet.
Lad 2: Eshays

(2) Lad 1: Oi lad, check out this sick throwy

Lad 2: *see's someone running towards them* ESHAYS!!!

by El Blaneos January 21, 2006

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

Essais

A very sexy guy who is most likely fucking you girl right now, He has great personality traits like ; Funny, Sexy, Outgoing, etc. just a great person ohh did I mention his dick is very very very long.

Ohhh my god is that Essais omg I’m soooo moist, Essais come fuck me please

by You’re conscious December 8, 2017