coochie farmer

A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.
Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.
by ndidds November 08, 2006
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financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"
"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."
by ndidds November 08, 2006
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essay gut

The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.
Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?

Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.
by ndidds April 27, 2009
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