ESPN 

An acronym for the phrase "Everyone smoke pot now"

"Yo yo yo! ESPN bitches!" Then proceed to get blazed.

ESPN by The Bag Bandit December 3, 2010

espn 

Did for sports what MTV did to music. Turned it into a bunch of commercialized GARBAGE. ESPN is very good at creating the illusion that sports are somehow important or meaningful thereby creating a large viewership of brainless drones. Shows like "Sports Center" are done in a format of a news show which accomplishes this end. Then there are sports trivia game shows. All of this mind-rot meshed together creates the worst kind of consumerist sports freak. Sports are stupid anyway...even if it was just a purist sports channel without all the bullshit hype building fluff, would anyone watch it anyway? Stop watching bullshit ESPN game shows, get off your ass, and go PLAY a sport. Or better yet, pickup a book. Its kind of hard to go from watching ESPN to reading books but you can get there. Take it slowly...

Stupid fucks on urban dictionary try to delete my ESPN definition so i put it back up a few days after it dissapears.

espn by BurgLyke February 16, 2005

ESPN 

Every Spouse's Personal Nightmare.

nice nikkie for a respected sports channel, innit?

ESPN by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

ESPN 

Extra Sexual Party Network

I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the #1 top play.

ESPN by asdfdsfsdds April 7, 2008

ESPN 

The greatest TV channel out there. Life would not be complete without it. They never shut up about the Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots though.

I would loose my mind if I didn't have ESPN

ESPN by ERAU Nigga January 14, 2008

ESPN 

Complete garbage that claims to be a sports channel, but with how they act, they are more like a mainstream news channel.

Raymond: What are your thoughts about ESPN?
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.

ESPN by PhoenixGamer34 May 15, 2021

espn 

a Small central utah gang of about 10-30 people with bigger connections like the rapper citation and former lay low crip Sugarbear. who also skate and mosh. with a 5 person rival gang in the next town of tooele

espn homies Always keep a green rag around their mag

espn by the coon mountain man mmm 420 November 10, 2010