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orgasmic eruption 

When you have an orgasm and a lot of cum comes out. Sort of like a volcano erupting.
John: I'm squirting out cum, go away

David: Omg that's an orgasmic eruption

John: Yipeee!
orgasmic eruption by poopydiaper69 February 11, 2014

sexual eruption 

a really good orgasm
"I need a cigarette after that sexual eruption."
sexual eruption by princesstara January 11, 2008

weapon of mass eruption 

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

Textual Eruption 

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.
Textual Eruption by syntheno May 11, 2010

Lax Eruption 

Involves Magma and Lava. Two AMAZING lacrosse players. Cause volcanic eruptions on the field full of lax skillz, like goals, gb pickups, sick dodges, incredible catches/passes. Have a bond that cant be broken, its hard; like slow cooling extrusive rock.
Coach: I would do anything for a lax eruption on my team.
Players: We need Magma and Lava!
Lax Eruption by soooblonde June 6, 2010

limnic eruption 

Gas eruption in a lake situated in an old volcanic crater.

Gas seeps into the lake from the ground underneath, and under the high pressure on the lake bottom it saturates the water, leading to high concentrations of gases like CO2 and Methane. A disruption of the water, such as an earthquake, causes some of the gas to reach higher up in the lake, where the pressure is lower. The gas can then escape the water, forms bubbles and travels to the surface. This opens a gap for more gas to do the same, and a chain reaction occurs.

This eruption of gas can cause a decent-sized tsunami, and the cloud of gas that is left on the surface will travel along the ground, causing death by suffocation. If the gas involved is Methane it can also catch fire and cause an enormous explosion.
The limnic eruption of lake Nyos in August 1986 killed nearly 2000 people and thousands of animals, yet nobody takes the risk of the same thing happening in a much larger scale in the enormous lake Kivu seriously enough to spend money on preventing it. Wow.
limnic eruption by Pynasta December 2, 2013