Epic Fail 

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.

Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.

Epic Fail by chang cow dong May 6, 2008

Epic Fail 

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

Epic Fail by THENAME October 4, 2008

epic fail 

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

epic fail by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Epic Fail 

A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.

Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?

Epic Fail by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011

Epic Fail 

The biggest fail known to the human race. A fail so big, that it makes Chuck Norris quiver in fear.

Science Nerd; I have made a new radioactive chemical!! *Town Blows up* Random Dude; EPIC FAIL. Chuck Norris; *Crys*

Epic Fail by Whut It Dew September 2, 2009

epic fail 

A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'

Youtube faggot: OMG your such a n00b you got pwned what an epic fail!

Human: Kill yourself.

epic fail by cloak15 January 19, 2009

Epic Fail 

a fail that is worse than a normal fail

wow that kid just failed

no that was definitely an epic fail

Epic Fail by Titanium Benj May 25, 2010