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Ephemu

"Gilbert you prick....you're no ephemu of mine."

"Guys...lets just all be ephemus and get along"
by The gansta of love October 16, 2008
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Ephen

The best dude ever. Period. He is the definition of a genius. If he is your friend you will surely be impressed by his amazing knowledge in science and maths. Every question you ever asks him, he will answer it but in the most complicated and convoluted way possible.

Ephen is also a nerd, but more. If you ever wage a competition against him, prepare for him to try everything he can to win you in the fight. He is always amazing at what he loves to do, and excels at everything

Ephen also has great witty humour. His jokes are cleverly added into conversations and makes chatting with him so much fun.

If you are a close friend with Ephen, you will be influenced by his great wisdom, knowledge and humour. He is also really kind, caring and loyal to people who he trust. Ephen is someone really special. Fen da best.
boy 1: who do u sit next to in science exam
boy 2: i sit next to ephen
boy 1: oh ur so lucky

ephen: so we have to use this mathematical formula then use this method and this othwr equation, then apply that theory and we got the first step down, 19 more to go.
everyone else: what's that alien language

boy 1: what is 1+1?
boy 2: 2
ephen: well... not really. 1+1 is not neccesarily 2. There could be a parallel universe where people uses the binary system to count and 2 doesn't exist, or another parallel universe where math is different from our universe. A vacumn decay could also happen due to quantum tunneling, and the laws of physics changed...
boy 1 and 2: ok....

boy 1: who's your best friend?
boy 2: ephen
boy 1: woah your so lucky

boy 1: i use this strat where i...
ephen: actually, it could be 10% faster if you...

boy 1: ephen da best
ephen: nahhh
by ChezzyEfunBoi January 17, 2021
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Ephebophilia

A sexual attraction towards young men or women who are in the later stages of adolescent maturity and early adulthood.

A love for physical nubile form.

The state of an inate sexual arousal (or urge) in homosapiens sapiens to pass along their genetic information, and with optimal proficiency, to produce the healthiest offspring that can repeat the process of evolutionary life cycles as guided by natural selection.

Scientific studies have concluded that women, generally between the ages of 16 and 23, are at the apex of their fertility and fecundity and produce the healthiest descendants.

It's been purported, and various studies have shown, that at least 80% of adult males are ephebophiles, whether they acknowledge it or not.
"Ephebophilia is a common traight amongst adult men."
by A.Sveltina February 2, 2021
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Eppie

1) slang for the word 'episode'

2) a girl's name, can be short for Hepzibah
people with this name are usually very random and hyper,
but are also gifted with great artistic talent.
they make great friends as they are very loyal.
1) hey have you seen the Friends eppie with all the cheesecakes in it?

2) Eppies so hyper, but i love her :)
by little miss random August 19, 2009
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ephis

Word usually used to call someone an idiot
When he he made a stupid statement his older cousin called him an ephis
by Wilbert McDougal February 6, 2007
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pseudo-ephedrine

A nasal decongestant, also used in the manufacturing of methamphetamine, and methcathinone. Sold in OTC meds,
It is illegal to buy pseudo-ephedrine in mass quantities in the US.
by Blicka April 15, 2006
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ephebophile

Ephebophile (pedophile): I like...uh...'adolescents'
by iPengo February 24, 2008
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