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quite literally the best person in the world. everyone loves her. like literally everyone’s even her enemies like even THEY love her anyways.

she’s really rich like extremely rich and if you doubt it uhm you’re automatically stupid.

call her cat cute and she’ll respect you which is very difficult, call her sexy that’s extra points.
eppie is sexy +10 points there! so easy
eppie by cherrychai December 30, 2020
Verb. Term coined by Akira Ridley. When a sexual predator kills themselves in jail out of guilt. Eppie short for Epstein.
The rapist pulled an eppie yesterday. He was serving ten years for sexually assaulting women
Eppie by Travelwidow May 15, 2022

Eppie-Sue 

From the Les Miserables fandom

An uncharacteristically beautiful, smart, and totally sane version of Eponine from Victor Hugo's 'Les Miserables' in fanfiction. Wins over either Marius or Enjolras, because who'd want that bitch Cosette anyways? Annoying beyond belief Mary-Sue.
The phrase 'omg!!!1!1!! i luv eponine. i can so realate 2 her!!!11! marius/eponine 4eva!!11!' is often used by witers of bad Eppie-Sue fics.
Eppie-Sue by iLikeMuffins100 December 9, 2009

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
Hey, Espie! You rock!
Espie by Cubana July 23, 2012

Eppenese 

The act of using one's own phonetic creativity to spell a word. Eppenese words may or may not correlate with the spellings of those same words found in modern English dictionaries.
"Don't bother correcting him; that's just Eppenese."
Eppenese by Snaps McGee September 16, 2005