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Gan Eng Seng Primary School

A utterly useless school that has no budget and does not allow students to learn, teachers not respectful if a student is in a wheelchair, does not allow 4 people helping a student in a wheelchair and not helping a student carry his bag. The creator of the school clearly has no budget.
Did you see the new iPhone 11? It's so Gan Eng Seng Primary School sia. Fcking bodohs kanina.
by MasturbatingBicycle July 19, 2019
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Chem eng

A branch of engineering that is vital to the sucess of society. They are kindoff the bastard child of chemistry, mechanical engineers and industrial engineers.

They run the power industries, design plants and the processes that go on in them and the machines and measuring devices in them. They make plastics, pulp and paper, nuclear power, hyrdo, petrol, as well as clean the water and the air.

Chemical engineering involves lots and lots of calculus, thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, material science, electronics, physics and chemistry. We are the ones that decide if the vessel can withstand the pressure generated as the reaction takes place in the factory. If not, we find ways to fix it. It takes a vigorus course load and plenty of studying to compleate a degree in chemical engineering.
Chem eng ruined my life. My plant design project took all my time and energy.
by electrick July 16, 2008
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Lmjoo Eng

It's Lmjoo eng whose name just changed!
Lmjoo Eng to Katie!
by Taenun January 8, 2022
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Fem Eng

An engineering program in which there is an abnormally high percentage of women. Men in these programs are often spited by other male engineers out of jealousy. This is commonly present in chemical engineering.
Guy 1(dumbass eng elitist):OMGZ nanotechnology engineering the best!!11!
Guy 2: Hey, chem eng is pretty cool!
Guy 1: You mean Fem Eng?
Guy 2: Yeah it's crazy how many chicks are in my class!
Guy 1: Fuck you. They're probably lesbians.
by listerineman October 23, 2008
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gan eng seng school

Gan Eng Seng - noun

Defination 1.

Refers to a school with not nearly enough funding from the bourgeoisie government

example:

smolbean : how was your class kitty?

kitty : Same old same old, the computers

dont work again, worse than the.

fucking chromebook.

smolbean : yea the cup noodles in the e-club is.

still not restocked as well. Guess the.

canoeists cannot eat there.

Definition 2.

a inescapable hellhole for all the students that has terrible teachers that with no experience, and a principle that is so bad that calling her a disgrace would be a understatement.

Example:

Smolbean : holy fkn shit bro this teacher is so bad wtf is she even doing?!? How does this make sense to you cher? wtf are you doing. Explain to the class ffs! and stop spouting nonsense! Heck I could do something my method and be twice as fast as you!!!

-- smolbean to himself in math class

Defination 3 :
a place that has unnecessarly strict rules, and is ruled with an iron fist that rivals even stalin himself.

Example :

N/A (needs no example)

special credits to my friends in school under the pysundom Kitty, Elsa, Sardine, Akisweatballs, Babymythic, Ariel, smol orange and many more ppl that make living in literal hell possible ♡
refer to abovementioned examples ^
For gan eng seng school
by <ZF> smolbean May 20, 2020
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Gan Eng Seng Secondary School

very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.

discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.

we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao

school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.

positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.
Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School
by founder of GESS August 20, 2021
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Preston Eng

The hottest most muscular man I have ever seen in my very depressing life that I had before seeing him! He has biceps the size of a basketball and he’s only in 8th grade!! I just wanna seduce him with my implants!!!
Preston Eng just did 209 push-ups today!
by SharkPlayz SDF September 1, 2019
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