Endermaning

The act of looking a black dude in his eyes until he comes over to fuck the living shit out of you

"I Just got endermaned so hard dude!"
"You must really like endermaning then."

by shrexxy shrek February 24, 2023

Boner Ender

A girl (or male, for gays) who is so ugly they make your boner go away.

Dude, did you see that chick? So gross. She's such a boner ender.

by Siduri September 20, 2010

Endermen

Quite possibly the most terrifying creature in Minecraft. They are 3 meters high and pick up blocks. You may safely look in their general direction. However, if you happen to place your reticule directly on one of these fiends, woe is you. For it will give you a cold stare that seals your fate. As soon as you turn away, it runs quickly nearer to you. "Wait, I'll just look at him farther away" you "cleverly" think to yourself. Well guess what, if you are too far away they teleport closer to you. Thus the best way to handle these beasts is to not look at one directly. For doing so is a guaranteed death.

Steve was outside at night chopping trees for wood. He saw 3 Endermen picking up a dirt blocks. Then a skeleton shoots at him! He turns to face the skeleton and kills it. Good for Steve right? Wrong! While turning to face the skeleton, the reticle of his mouse accidentally hit one of the Endermen. Steve knew his demise was manifest.

by One that has seen August 6, 2011

enderleed

adverb: when you wake up the morning after a hard night of drinking and you realize that your piss, sweat and shit all smell exactly like stale alchohol.

Dude, I went out drinking with Marshal in the city last last night. He got me so enderleed.

by johnny.com March 17, 2011

Enderphilia

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.

"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck

by Some Internet Fruitbowl June 19, 2018

enderkam

enderkam is the best couple in the whole entire universe and ender is so sexc and a babie that i love so much i would cum and die for him at the same time, babie if u see this i love u so much cutie sexc hottie perfect my love swagger sexc heheheheh

enderkam is so ughhhhhhhhh *cums*

by enderkam swag poggers October 28, 2020

Endermeep

Endermeeps are a lot like Endermen. They look exactly like Endermen in every way, but they have some key differences.

Unlike Endermen, Endermeeps love water. It's the only thing they will drink.

When Endermeeps teleport, it's called a Meep. This is because when they teleport, they make a 'meep' noise.

Endermeeps have a fear of heights and the void. You still may see them in The End, but they won't stay for long before they Meep away.

Endermeeps are endangered. if you see one in the wild, it's best to leave it alone.

I saw an Endermeep drinking some water.

by IBoom248 May 1, 2021