enabler

someone who will assist and/or defend another person, usually a friend or family member, in their psychotic behavior; for the sole purpose of being needed to get their asses out of trouble so they can hold it over their heads and bitch about it forever.

Brenda is such an enabler, she likes to bitch about what addict kids she has to her friends/family, though she's the one that provided the drugs.

by jezebel27 December 18, 2011

web enabled

A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.

My new mobile is web enabled.

by sublimal June 24, 2004

Enagle

To get caught up in something

Sorry Jacob, I couldn't make it to dinner, I got enagled in my chemistry homework.

by WhollyMammothMother September 11, 2023

enableable

Hyperbole misnomer for the absence of restraint to transfer an object identified by its non-enabled qualities to a complementary condition.

Yo bro! This light in ma' room is enableable.

by Flashmasterdash September 27, 2017

web enabled

To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device

All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.

by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

Penis Enabler

A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.

Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.

by Trouble_gurl August 9, 2010

endable

(adj.) that may be ended, terminable

Dude, that relationship wasn't invincible. It was endable.

by erin2893 September 7, 2013