Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.

My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.

by Swangirl December 29, 2010

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.

Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

by quagblar December 8, 2013

Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.

Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!

by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020

EmKay

A Youtube Channel with more than 1 Million subs, Mostly makes Reddit Videos.
Makes alot of videos on R/Madlads, R/MildlyInfuriating, R/CursedComments, R/Facepalm and R/Me_irl.
Narrators :

Damien.
Slazo.
Zach.
Lexi.
Jack.
Robin.
(PRETTY DOPE ASS CHANNEL BTW.)

Guy 1 : Have you heard about EmKay?
Guy 2 : Yea I subbed to EmKay, Cuz im cool.

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy February 28, 2021

empathematics

Using your spidey senses to guesstimate the result of a statistical and/or mathematical calculation.

"On January 29, 2020, my empathematics indicated that with or without global lockdown, the world economy would need to be redefined to stop basing it on how rich people live."

by Ultrazenmode April 6, 2020

Emjay Blanchette

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison

Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much

by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020