A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
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An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.
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The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
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Let Y=Years spent in jail
Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)
Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)
Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)
Let R= Total roberies
Let Nℓ= Niglets
∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Let Y=Years spent in jail
Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)
Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)
Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)
Let R= Total roberies
Let Nℓ= Niglets
∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"
Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"
Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"
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Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"
Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"
Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"
Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
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