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Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
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Snyder Equation

The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!
Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten
by redman85 April 1, 2011
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Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.
Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)
by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009
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Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
by Khayman November 7, 2006
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Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable
The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.
by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015
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line equations

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.
"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"
by lyssalicious February 27, 2010
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Black Man Equation!

The Black Man Equation is an algarithm used to determine one's Black Level Measured in Niglets.

Let Y=Years spent in jail

Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)

Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)

Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)

Let R= Total roberies

Let Nℓ= Niglets

∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"

Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"

Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"

Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"

Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
by JulioJohnson September 26, 2011
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