emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

Eliott

Eliott is a guy who loves to share the wild side of life. He absolutely loves going on the sesh with some Chris Brown added to the mix. He is a ass guy hands down and whenever he's a nice piece of ass, there's no stopping him. He is very sensitive on the inside and whoever can capture his heart will allow him to spill his inner emotions. He's got so much talent, especially at drumming and rapping and if you ever meet and Eliott, you should never let him go because he is one unique individual who will make your day better within a second.

Josh: Woah is that Eminem?
Me: no that's Eliott

Josh: damn he's a god

by somegirlnamedcs July 31, 2017

emoteahobag

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

eliot ness

fed that attempted to go after Al Capone's bootlegging gig in an attempt to bring him down when no one else dared to

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness
(Dr dre from "California Love"-Tupac)

by sage303 February 5, 2006

Eliot

Eliot is the fucking sexiest person every. He has long dirty blond hair and amazing blue eyes. He is a little annoying but kind at heart. He also has the biggest dick in the world. He is tall and is also an amazing runner. If you have an Eliot in your life, grab him and never let go. If you do you'll regret it.

Girl1: whos that hottie in the corner?
Girl2: Oh thats ELIOT hes so popular around here
Girl3 (Faints)

by harder_DADDYKINS November 3, 2021

Eliot

The most amazing guy in the world. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. You can't help but smile when you think of him. He's unreplaceable. He gives the best hugs in the world. Sometimes you might question if he's sincere when he tells you that you're special or when he says I love you, but once you're with him he'll show you what he means. If you're lucky enough to get a guy named Eliot, don't lose him... he's irreplaceable

"I have the best boyfriend in the world!😊" "Is his name Eliot?😕" "Yassss" " Oh, well that makes sense👌"

by The best gf in the world May 19, 2016

emoticon rape

The overuse of emoticons in a conversation, usually on MSN with those annoying custom emoticons...

Ryan says: hi :D :D :D :D (custom emoticon) (custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Hey.

Ryan says: wuts (custom emoticon) up? :P ;) :O :O (custom emoticon custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Not a lot.

Ryan says: :D :D :D That (custom emoticon)is so KOOL!! (custom emoticon custom emoticon) :) :) :) :P :(

Sophie says: Stop the emoticon rape.

by jadamcmiles December 18, 2006