ELF

Epic Laughing Fit

Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...

So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.

by RavE-To-ThE-GravE August 12, 2009

Elf

1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.

4. A toy-making piece of shit

1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”

3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”

by Lightning Budder December 26, 2018

Elf

1. A very short person

2. The bad guys from Thor the dark world

That guy is so short that he is an elf

by BirdNec May 12, 2019

elf

Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.

"Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight."

by Tee...Royal-Tee April 14, 2008

An Elf

Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition

Edwina claimed a big win at Cheltenham but as usual couldn’t back it up. What an elf.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

elfing

when your shoes,usually made of leather, get old and or wet then dry out and curl up in the front resembling elf shoes.

I think it might be time to buy some new kicks,these old air jordans are elfing on me.

by tard420 April 25, 2010

Elf

A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese

"Elf is gay" - Oldmangaz the Dwarf

by Quilty September 5, 2007