E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019

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Ejackulicious

(Equivalent to the girl word "Orgasmic")

Something that makes you feel as good or better than when you have an Erection.

The pizza was ejackulicious

by Daren Lorenzo July 20, 2006

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Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

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Rage Ejaculate

v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.

"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."

by DHK 2010 May 3, 2010

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post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

by brazzee September 5, 2010

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