Evaporated Cum 

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

Evaporated Cum by eda-skip October 5, 2021

exaporate 

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

exaporate by Brian the Sky-Guy July 11, 2005

Evaporhate 

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

Evaporhate by Elios26400 July 12, 2015

Evaporation 

Existance

I'm tired of being everywhere and doing everyone I just want to escape from evaporation

Evaporation by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

Evaporating Sales Virus 

The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.

Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.

Evaporating Sales Virus by alienevil June 11, 2009

premature evaporation 

When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"

Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month

premature evaporation by g'nite luve May 14, 2009

L'chaim evaporator

Something you drink right after taking a l'chaim (the yiddish expression - "to life!" used mainly during toasts) or swig of hard alcohol.

Commonly referred to as a "chaser", usually consists of juice, soda, or beer.

"Lets do l'chaims of whiskey"

"Don't forget the L'chaim evaporator - you don't want the whiskey taste in your mouth"

L'chaim evaporator by lchaimlover January 1, 2019